tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-54550259473916129812024-03-12T21:51:29.694-04:00JARHUMORHello, I'm James A. Roberson (known as JARHUMOR on the internet.) I am a major Movie / TV nerd who always wanted to become a filmmaker or actor; I ended up as a cartoonist that creates comics about the making of bad movies. I also create parody sci-fi art for t-shirts and I write spoof b-movie screenplays, (which I act out in YouTube videos.) ...It's almost the filmmaking and acting career I wanted.James A. Robersonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03521648968488790289noreply@blogger.comBlogger70125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5455025947391612981.post-48235777529289362212020-07-20T13:11:00.005-04:002022-04-23T13:34:48.659-04:00Science Unicorn<p style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlNgzwaG1OC3mtKcHdUvfNZllLRpE31fg2D07Zq1SmPOHxJH9mkd-2vcsBMoI0B7-H-9RXtmVQBLuQyALdLyYCpVFwlgbB_0h-X_aHmOLZ0QDlwEW1Q9IxVDtRDKbdUwgCiAlSyc-mRZv5vjCniK7oPZdgWbKrnhUSrMKJc3qz50YmieNhMuFX3mT-BQ/s500/JARHUMOR46_500.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="500" data-original-width="500" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlNgzwaG1OC3mtKcHdUvfNZllLRpE31fg2D07Zq1SmPOHxJH9mkd-2vcsBMoI0B7-H-9RXtmVQBLuQyALdLyYCpVFwlgbB_0h-X_aHmOLZ0QDlwEW1Q9IxVDtRDKbdUwgCiAlSyc-mRZv5vjCniK7oPZdgWbKrnhUSrMKJc3qz50YmieNhMuFX3mT-BQ/s16000/JARHUMOR46_500.jpg" /></a></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">Check out my cartoon videos on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/user/jarhumor" target="_blank">YouTube!</a></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">...see more comics on my instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/jarhumor/" target="_blank">@jarhumor</a></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://www.jarhumor.com/2020/07/science-unicorn.html#more">Science Unicorn Part 2</a>...</span></p><span><a name='more'></a></span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgT4jL-FBHFDK6_747GfJVh1842t2S4OVBnah29p1YzbxEVfO2XABpCrD06YD_F8_r4nhtuZ800QhplCD9f-zTj9agn6xl-Qb4Ro_-UU3nVLrv4oDUNVeHqv4iasZussGUuT5TtOYb-V2R0jcxwJSMP_gdFR8k9NKzMiCBqI88Wkmcf2I8ks_VWy6g66Q/s500/JARHUMOR47_500.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="500" data-original-width="500" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgT4jL-FBHFDK6_747GfJVh1842t2S4OVBnah29p1YzbxEVfO2XABpCrD06YD_F8_r4nhtuZ800QhplCD9f-zTj9agn6xl-Qb4Ro_-UU3nVLrv4oDUNVeHqv4iasZussGUuT5TtOYb-V2R0jcxwJSMP_gdFR8k9NKzMiCBqI88Wkmcf2I8ks_VWy6g66Q/s16000/JARHUMOR47_500.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="text-align: left;">Check out my cartoon videos on </span><a href="https://www.youtube.com/user/jarhumor" style="text-align: left;" target="_blank">YouTube!</a></span></div>James A. Robersonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03521648968488790289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5455025947391612981.post-9577185897871639912020-07-03T15:33:00.022-04:002022-04-23T14:04:46.427-04:00Need For Speed<p style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSBQNO6j1E4he82IUecgEDtj1eagrf4WT0MZ-KSkLK_DCw5NKtvwJNT0sle3qqZQ1Z76Rz-i9XZQAGbL73qkHQsxNoScgjHKQlxuqbVzMHampY_XIJqTv08xEdADw8GoGlcewBMSFD0iJ-EOXYShrM1WtfmycLEH6MvrGHUaVP9sxSkdu1WxammgNyBA/s500/JARHUMOR45_500.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="500" data-original-width="500" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSBQNO6j1E4he82IUecgEDtj1eagrf4WT0MZ-KSkLK_DCw5NKtvwJNT0sle3qqZQ1Z76Rz-i9XZQAGbL73qkHQsxNoScgjHKQlxuqbVzMHampY_XIJqTv08xEdADw8GoGlcewBMSFD0iJ-EOXYShrM1WtfmycLEH6MvrGHUaVP9sxSkdu1WxammgNyBA/s16000/JARHUMOR45_500.jpg" /></a></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">How fast does this thing go?</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">....cartoon videos on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/user/jarhumor" target="_blank">YouTube</a>.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">More comics <a href="https://www.instagram.com/jarhumor/" target="_blank">@jarhumor</a></span></div><div style="text-align: right;"><br /></div><p></p>James A. Robersonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03521648968488790289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5455025947391612981.post-87810656105181798542020-06-22T13:11:00.014-04:002022-04-23T14:06:52.586-04:00Human Society<p style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYudMWRuyGnDr3-W1mNrUc0kWltDSsx6c3NPSFN4vzCaFVe7SSnJQjA3SdaC0hEjG_-RyxEJH--SeIlPLe9ts3ypAAWrcIk83BoZ6TCSBoeBgjae94k40w6eO8rbiuM7-w0KSDs1AuZ_SMuY_r4K9KJiycHcJzIZV5Nt7_2AmqOOdLEK3Tz_TE1_wAXw/s500/JARHUMOR044_500.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="500" data-original-width="500" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYudMWRuyGnDr3-W1mNrUc0kWltDSsx6c3NPSFN4vzCaFVe7SSnJQjA3SdaC0hEjG_-RyxEJH--SeIlPLe9ts3ypAAWrcIk83BoZ6TCSBoeBgjae94k40w6eO8rbiuM7-w0KSDs1AuZ_SMuY_r4K9KJiycHcJzIZV5Nt7_2AmqOOdLEK3Tz_TE1_wAXw/s16000/JARHUMOR044_500.jpg" /></a><br /><span style="font-size: large;">What would you like to see in your Human Society?</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p>James A. Robersonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03521648968488790289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5455025947391612981.post-85124179451899416172020-06-19T14:22:00.025-04:002022-04-23T14:08:15.605-04:00UFO Journey<p style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBb8YQFovaRsN1e-iqujZ75QBTeXwXztKXtour5uRWsf3LgDcHl0UUoemh-R8Jmh-8bXVAbuVOSeUZyB6jUzYaq_MkAMza_Z4AE_sFyMGr7vPmAMkazmoOu22yojvRvaqrTi72AelAiwCCyx5_EYGEkztSH1mM_Hwkj_BmQy5-89WEl7xjCxFRFHyDAA/s500/JARHUMOR43_500.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="500" data-original-width="500" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBb8YQFovaRsN1e-iqujZ75QBTeXwXztKXtour5uRWsf3LgDcHl0UUoemh-R8Jmh-8bXVAbuVOSeUZyB6jUzYaq_MkAMza_Z4AE_sFyMGr7vPmAMkazmoOu22yojvRvaqrTi72AelAiwCCyx5_EYGEkztSH1mM_Hwkj_BmQy5-89WEl7xjCxFRFHyDAA/s16000/JARHUMOR43_500.jpg" /></a><br /><span style="font-size: large;">The UFO journey begins... </span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">...cartoon videos on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/user/jarhumor" target="_blank">YouTube</a>!</span></div><p></p>James A. Robersonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03521648968488790289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5455025947391612981.post-55362671056562095702020-05-31T15:33:00.021-04:002021-09-01T15:51:32.273-04:00Perfect Place (Outer Space)<p style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://www.jarhumor.com/2020/05/perfect-place-outer-space.html" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="500" data-original-width="500" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Vy-mCooh8HQ/YS_WYosze5I/AAAAAAAAGCM/oAV9MOW7eIkgix0_c69bRrLT7hFVRSbCwCLcBGAsYHQ/s16000/JARPoem8_500.jpg" /></a></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">My perfect little place is somewhere in outer space.</div><br /><p></p><span><a name='more'></a></span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-3j5gHruHCjE/X01FReoxwVI/AAAAAAAAFnA/KY8-90Ku_4IDCaOkGxtRmXPPeamMPXiBgCPcBGAYYCw/s500/JARPoem4_500.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="500" data-original-width="500" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-3j5gHruHCjE/X01FReoxwVI/AAAAAAAAFnA/KY8-90Ku_4IDCaOkGxtRmXPPeamMPXiBgCPcBGAYYCw/s16000/JARPoem4_500.png" /></a></div><p style="text-align: center;">Check out my cartoon videos on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/user/jarhumor" target="_blank">YouTube</a>!</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1M-MbQ89klA/X01LY4_t6TI/AAAAAAAAFnw/zUH1einvgnEBg1jeldPrvfCa8sr-xkLsACPcBGAYYCw/s746/UFO001_500.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="746" data-original-width="500" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1M-MbQ89klA/X01LY4_t6TI/AAAAAAAAFnw/zUH1einvgnEBg1jeldPrvfCa8sr-xkLsACPcBGAYYCw/s16000/UFO001_500.png" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Check out my t-shirt and sticker art in <a href="https://www.jarhumor.com/p/shop.html">My Shops</a>!</div><br /><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p>James A. Robersonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03521648968488790289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5455025947391612981.post-53072578198740450142020-01-11T08:05:00.064-05:002021-02-21T08:35:00.842-05:00Another Spider Poem<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://www.jarhumor.com/2020/01/another-spider-poem.html" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="500" data-original-width="500" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-3p3TGBaE1HI/YDJdU-Bg2hI/AAAAAAAAFso/hk8hhRo4LUgInnC0kadjnU_BeYfBIKZ3ACLcBGAsYHQ/s16000/JARPoem6_500.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Based on a true story. More Comics...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><span><a name='more'></a></span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-uUhTOwEfkaM/YDJbGeBaJpI/AAAAAAAAFsc/SmTYFC93_ekwdETJW_8seco1DU2LRzVHACLcBGAsYHQ/s500/JARHUMOR41_500.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="500" data-original-width="500" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-uUhTOwEfkaM/YDJbGeBaJpI/AAAAAAAAFsc/SmTYFC93_ekwdETJW_8seco1DU2LRzVHACLcBGAsYHQ/s16000/JARHUMOR41_500.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">You should check out my <a href="https://www.youtube.com/user/jarhumor" target="_blank">YouTube channel</a>, you stank-ass hoe.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-KVsaUNr9TEM/YDJeA6uD-oI/AAAAAAAAFs4/KM5BNjGXsRcQUkbpeHByF_G0FDudHYUYACLcBGAsYHQ/s500/JARPoem05_500.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="500" data-original-width="500" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-KVsaUNr9TEM/YDJeA6uD-oI/AAAAAAAAFs4/KM5BNjGXsRcQUkbpeHByF_G0FDudHYUYACLcBGAsYHQ/s16000/JARPoem05_500.png" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Can you find my Shrink Ray Cat design in my <a href="https://www.jarhumor.com/p/shop.html">T-Shirt Shops</a>?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">You can find me on <a href="https://twitter.com/jarhumor" target="_blank">Twitter</a> or <a href="https://www.instagram.com/jarhumor/">Instagram</a> @jarhumor</div><p><br /><br /></p>James A. Robersonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03521648968488790289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5455025947391612981.post-28691910484865778192019-12-13T15:06:00.002-05:002021-02-21T08:37:04.189-05:00We Travel The Stars<p style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://www.jarhumor.com/2019/12/we-travel-stars.html"><img border="0" data-original-height="500" data-original-width="500" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-3j5gHruHCjE/X01FReoxwVI/AAAAAAAAFm8/bXj0AIPJbV4u76mW4oCXPvTk8xrX0lsUwCLcBGAsYHQ/s0/JARPoem4_500.png" /></a><br />Space... 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Robersonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03521648968488790289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5455025947391612981.post-36990368772811320792019-12-05T11:42:00.001-05:002021-02-24T21:10:10.024-05:00Spider Poem<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Like most poets I start with the funny line and work my way backwards. I also try to include words that I know will strike a cord with the reader, like "turd." This is based on my Spider Safeword t-shirt design (you can find it in my <a href="https://www.jarhumor.com/p/shop.html">SHOP</a>.)<br />
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Happy Halloween! I spent good money to stay in this creepy haunted hotel (or maybe it's just a really crappy hotel.) See all the weird stuff that happened to me. It's spooky! <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPXru9HN1VI" target="_blank">Watch the video on YouTube.</a></div>
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Human Halloween! Aliens don't get it, but I'll do my best to explain what humans (both the out going party people and the anti-social nerds) do on this strange Earth holiday. Check out the <a href="http://www.jarhumor.com/2015/10/human-halloween.html#more">full length comic strips</a> and the <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqNWI5IL1EY" target="_blank">Video on YouTube</a>. Plus, you can find these comics and more in my book <a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/1539153576" target="_blank">AWFUL MOVIES FROM EARTH.</a></div>
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(Step One) KNOW what you want to do. (Step Two) FEEL good about it-- Get excited. Put some EMOTION into it. (Step Three) THINK about it. Get obsessed with it. Imagine yourself doing it... because your THOUGHTS and your FEELINGS will inspire (Step Four) taking ACTION... the ideas will come... <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLoHKbCiOhk" target="_blank">Watch the video on YouTube.</a></div>
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This comic is now a <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc6Kt-Fd2kM" target="_blank">YouTube video</a> called <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc6Kt-Fd2kM" target="_blank">In Our Horror Movie.</a></div>
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<a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/1539153576" target="_blank">Awful Movies From Earth!</a> A humorous collection of bad movie comics, parody sci-fi art, and scenes from spoof b-movie screenplays by James A. Roberson (JARHUMOR) <a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/1539153576" target="_blank">Get the book on Amazon!</a><br />
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James A. Robersonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03521648968488790289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5455025947391612981.post-19517687998530120992018-06-15T14:37:00.000-04:002019-12-04T02:26:12.592-05:00Cat Zombie UFO<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Bad Movie Comics: My homage to Birdemic called CATdemic.</div>
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Bad Movie Comics: Laser Sword Jones and Dookie.</div>
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James A. Robersonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03521648968488790289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5455025947391612981.post-72332092498508088362018-05-15T14:39:00.002-04:002018-05-15T14:57:32.164-04:00Internet Brain<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Just Connect My Brain To The Internet. <a href="https://jarhumor.threadless.com/designs/internet-brain/mens/t-shirt?color=cyan" target="_blank">GET THE T-SHIRT.</a></div>
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For all you makers, builders, creatives and engineers. As ye think so shall ye build... or something like that. <a href="https://jarhumor.threadless.com/designs/think-build-robot/mens/t-shirt?color=black&size=x-large" target="_blank">GET THE T-SHIRT!</a><br />
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Greg Sestero's book The Disaster Artist, (about the making of Tommy Wiseau's The Room) became a source inspiration for my Bad Movie Comics. Now we have James Franco's The Disaster Artist, and once again I am inspired. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msKJ4tK1-gc" target="_blank">Watch the video.</a> More Valentine's stuff...</div>
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You Are the Shark to My Tornado! A TV b-movie Valentine! </div>
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My Honest Valentine / Bad Movie Romance <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msKJ4tK1-gc" target="_blank">Video on YouTube.</a></div>
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Low-budget filmmaking, especially horror, can be brutal on actors; victims get covered in fake blood and the murderous movie monsters sweat their asses-off in rubber masks. For more Bad Movie Comics check out my book <a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/1539153576" target="_blank">AWFUL MOVIES FROM EARTH.</a></div>
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Tis the season for a Jive-Ass Holiday Movie! The first ten pages of my screenplay LASER SWORD JONES VS. THE JIVE-ASS SPACE MONSTER can be found in my book <a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/1539153576" target="_blank">AWFUL MOVIES FROM EARTH.</a></div>
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