Da Mummy


Hey! Must Be Da Mummy! GET THE T-SHIRT! This classic monster art is part of the parody art, bad movie comics, and b-movie scripts in my book AWFUL MOVIES FROM EARTH available on Amazon.

Last Omega Legend


The End of Human People (aka Last Omega Legend) tells the story of Joe Human, the last of people-kind wondering a wasteland full of robots, aliens, and mutants. Much like The Last Man on Earth, or The Omega Man, or I am Legend. Watch the Video on YouTube.

Lizard People


What if the power and influence of social media fell into the hands of evil lizard people who wanted to turn us all into negative crap spewing A-holes? Well, that's what happens in my new screenplay Hashtag Lizard People. Check out my Sci-fi Comedy T-Shirts!

Movie Culture


You can't spell "culture" without "cult." Movies are important and they bring people together in a very "ONE OF US," "ONE OF US," sort of way. If you enjoy Sci-fi Horror Comedy, check out my T-Shirts!

Real Monsters


I don't need a horror movie to show me how horrible people are; I can see that for free everyday. Show me something really scary... like Alien Bugs that can look like sexy ladies. ...T-Shirts!

Weird Love


SHARE the love with these funny sci-fi horror valentines. Cuz nothing says "I love you, you Weirdo" like Aliens, Bugs, Chainsaws, and Robots. Get this Valentine's Day card as a Printable PDF.

Looking Fly


All the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy, but I think they mean it in more of a 1986 Cronenberg's The Fly sort of way. If you wanna look fly all the time get a telepod or GET THE T-SHIRT!