Another Spider Poem

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Spider Poem

Like most poets I start with the funny line and work my way backwards. I also try to include words that I know will strike a cord with the reader, like "turd." This is based on my Spider Safeword t-shirt design (you can find it in my SHOP.)

Robot Movie Reboot

Imagine a world where a robot goes to the movies and it has only one question, "They call this a Reboot?" GET THE T-SHIRT. And be sure to check out my other Sci-fi Movie themed T-Shirts in My Shop.

Killer Man

Who is Killer Man... The Man Who Kills Teenagers? Does he have a tragic back story filled with torment, loss, or science gone wrong? If you enjoy my Bad Movie Comics you'll want to check out my book AWFUL MOVIES FROM EARTH.

The Thing

Laser Sword Jones and Dookie from my Screenplay Videos have made their way into my Bad Movie Comics. For more comics, art, and whatnot check out my book AWFUL MOVIES FROM EARTH.

Awful Movies from Earth

AWFUL MOVIES FROM EARTH! A humorous collection of bad movie comics, parody sci-fi art, and scenes from spoof b-movie screenplays, like CHAINSAW ZOMBIE SLEEPOVER and LASER SWORD JONES VS. THE JIVE-ASS SPACE MONSTER!  Get the book on Amazon!

Film is Forever

Low-budget filmmaking, especially horror, can be brutal on actors; victims get covered in fake blood and the murderous movie monsters sweat their asses-off in rubber masks. For more Bad Movie Comics check out my book AWFUL MOVIES FROM EARTH.

Da Mummy

Hey! Must Be Da Mummy! GET THE T-SHIRT! This classic monster art is part of the parody art, bad movie comics, and b-movie scripts in my book AWFUL MOVIES FROM EARTH available on Amazon.

Movie Culture

You can't spell "culture" without "cult." Movies are important and they bring people together in a very "ONE OF US," "ONE OF US," sort of way. If you enjoy Sci-fi Horror Comedy, check out my T-Shirts!

Real Monsters

I don't need a horror movie to show me how horrible people are; I can see that for free everyday. Show me something really scary... like Alien Bugs that can look like sexy ladies. ...T-Shirts!

Looking Fly

All the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy, but I think they mean it in more of a 1986 Cronenberg's The Fly sort of way. If you wanna look fly all the time get a telepod or GET THE T-SHIRT!

Alien Ghosts

Sometimes when a family moves into a new house they discover a bunch of weird stuff. Watch the video on YouTube. And sometimes that weird stuff is the result of their house being built on top of a crashed UFO and a bunch of dead aliens. T-Shirts! More...

Making Bad Movies

Movies with Monsters, Aliens, Ghosts, or Giant Bugs are considered silly by some, but for me they are genuine works of surreal art, and a whole lot of fun. Sci-fi Horror Comedy T-Shirts!

Space Monster

Inspired by those broken English porn emails and Steven Weber's Russian gangster character from an episode of Party Down. Also, the alien was inspired by Frankenstein Vs. The Space Monster. And that is how my brain works. Check out my Sci-Fi Horror Comedy T-Shirts!

Let's Get Weird

Let's Get Weird! Hyper-active hype on the radio; radioactive. Spores, molds, and fungus. Slime, creeping and crawling. ...Weird. GET THE T-SHIRT! More Weird Art and Comics...

They Came...

For Mother’s Day, I present this work of B-Movie horror THEY CAME FROM YOUR VAGINA! Greeting Card, T-Shirt, Sticker, Coffee Mug.

Bug Bunny

Like something out of a Cronenberg Sci-fi Horror movie comes the nightmare fuel that is Bug Bunny! GET THE T-SHIRT!

Leprechaun Mask

Aye, a printable Leprechaun mask... Print'em! Wear'em! Demand gold!

Download it here. And Happy St. Patrick's Day! More stuff...