Like most poets I start with the funny line and work my way backwards. I also try to include words that I know will strike a cord with the reader, like "turd." This is based on my Spider Safeword t-shirt design (you can find it in my SHOP.)
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Spider Poem
Like most poets I start with the funny line and work my way backwards. I also try to include words that I know will strike a cord with the reader, like "turd." This is based on my Spider Safeword t-shirt design (you can find it in my SHOP.)
It's Always Halloween
It's Always Halloween! Get the T-SHIRT or the STICKER. Sure you may watch a scary movie on Halloween, but for weirdos and creeps like me it's an everyday thing. "This isn't a costume, it's a way of life!" Everyday is Halloween! Check out more spooky-ness in MY SHOP.
Look Cool Not Work (Power Glove)
I just want to look cool and not work. GET THE T-SHIRT. Are you living the Power Glove life? Lookin' cool while not accomplishing anything? I know I am. The perfect gift for retro gaming dads this Father's Day. And check out all my tees in my Threadless Shop.
Cat Zombie UFO
Cat Zombie UFO aka 9 Lives from Outer Space! GET THE T-SHIRT. This is a cute Sci-fi Horror t-shirt design that has two popular internet things: cats and the taking of selfie photographs. Watch the Video!
Looking Fly
All the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy, but I think they mean it in more of a 1986 Cronenberg's The Fly sort of way. If you wanna look fly all the time get a telepod or GET THE T-SHIRT!
Alien Monster Movie
Have you seen “Creatures From The Earth Planet?” No? Well, we should watch in the 3D cinema! GET THE T-SHIRT!
Shrink Ray Cat
Release your inner Mad Scientist / Cat Lover / Human Disliker by proclaiming, "If I had a shrink ray my cat would have so many humans to eat." A sci-fi fantasy that is both adorable and horrifying. GET THE T-SHIRT!
Robot Talk
Robots (much like their makers) love to share data… by binary code, text, or just some beeping and light blinking. GET THE T-SHIRT!
They Kept Hitler's Head
They Kept Hitler's Head! A parody of the b-movie classic The Madmen of Mandoras (AKA They Saved Hitler's Brain!) GET THIS T-SHIRT! This art is from the book AWFUL MOVIES FROM EARTH available on Amazon.
Alien Comic Attack!
From the far reaches of space come some Bad Movie Comics with Alien or Outer Space stuff happening in them. If you enjoy Sci-fi Horror Comedy, check out my T-Shirts! More Comics...
Robot Earth
Let's do our part to make this a better world. A clean world. A world controlled by robots. GET THE T-SHIRT!
Robot Monster Power Jam
A rock n' roll robot with a double flying V guitar, blasting super power jam waves into a slimy, green, space monster with a cherry red keytar sounds totally lame; said no one EVER!
I Never Drink Whine
Horror Movie fans know that Zombies and Werewolves will bit whoever! But not vampires; Dracula is far too classy to go around sucking on just anyone. Undead creatures of the night have standards. Get the tee shirt, Vinyl Sticker, or Coffee Mug.
Shark Tornado
Sharks in a Tornado? Sometimes a cheesy TV horror movie comes along and captures the imaginations of people everywhere. The Syfy Original Sharknado is one of those films. Get the T-Shirt! Throw Pillow, Shower Curtain, tote bag, or Coffee Mug. More Art...
Kitty Monster
From the darkest corners of your cutest nightmares comes Kitty Monster. A creature of pure surreal b-movie horror. Once you hear the Purr, it's too late. More Monster art...
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