Another Spider Poem

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We Travel The Stars

 
Space... Here's some more UFO stuff...

Look Cool Not Work (Power Glove)

I just want to look cool and not work. GET THE T-SHIRT. Are you living the Power Glove life? Lookin' cool while not accomplishing anything? I know I am. The perfect gift for retro gaming dads this Father's Day. And check out all my tees in my Threadless Shop.

Film is Forever

Low-budget filmmaking, especially horror, can be brutal on actors; victims get covered in fake blood and the murderous movie monsters sweat their asses-off in rubber masks. For more Bad Movie Comics check out my book AWFUL MOVIES FROM EARTH.

Da Mummy

Hey! Must Be Da Mummy! GET THE T-SHIRT! This classic monster art is part of the parody art, bad movie comics, and b-movie scripts in my book AWFUL MOVIES FROM EARTH available on Amazon.

Last Omega Legend

The End of Human People (aka Last Omega Legend) tells the story of Joe Human, the last of people-kind wondering a wasteland full of robots, aliens, and mutants. Much like The Last Man on Earth, or The Omega Man, or I am Legend. Watch the Video on YouTube.

Lizard People

What if the power and influence of social media fell into the hands of evil lizard people who wanted to turn us all into negative crap spewing A-holes? Well, that's what happens in my new screenplay Hashtag Lizard People. Check out my Sci-fi Comedy T-Shirts!

Real Monsters

I don't need a horror movie to show me how horrible people are; I can see that for free everyday. Show me something really scary... like Alien Bugs that can look like sexy ladies. ...T-Shirts!

Looking Fly

All the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy, but I think they mean it in more of a 1986 Cronenberg's The Fly sort of way. If you wanna look fly all the time get a telepod or GET THE T-SHIRT!

Alien Ghosts

Sometimes when a family moves into a new house they discover a bunch of weird stuff. Watch the video on YouTube. And sometimes that weird stuff is the result of their house being built on top of a crashed UFO and a bunch of dead aliens. T-Shirts! More...

This Movie Sucks!

Vampires know a lot about sucking because they’ve been in a bunch of awful horror movies. Also, they suck people’s blood… Hey, yeah… they suck blood! ...I just got it. GET THE T-SHIRT!

Alien Monster Movie

Have you seen “Creatures From The Earth Planet?” No? Well, we should watch in the 3D cinema! GET THE T-SHIRT!

Troll 2

Oh My God! That dream where you wake up in Nilbog and the Troll 2 Queen (Creedence Leonore Gielgud) played by Deborah Reed turns you into a house plant then lumber jacks you. You know that dream, right? No. Oh, well. T-SHIRTS! More Bad Movie stuff...

Let's Hug It Out!

This mutant space octopus did try to blow up Earth and enslave the human race, but he hopes that you’re willing to just hug it out, bro. Inspired by the b-movie classic Octaman. GET THE T-SHIRT! 

Make Art

Let nothing stand in your way while making art. Enjoying the process is what it's all about... Well, that and making awesome weird stuff that only YOU and other weirdos get. T-Shirts!

Making Bad Movies

Movies with Monsters, Aliens, Ghosts, or Giant Bugs are considered silly by some, but for me they are genuine works of surreal art, and a whole lot of fun. Sci-fi Horror Comedy T-Shirts!

Space Monster

Inspired by those broken English porn emails and Steven Weber's Russian gangster character from an episode of Party Down. Also, the alien was inspired by Frankenstein Vs. The Space Monster. And that is how my brain works. Check out my Sci-Fi Horror Comedy T-Shirts!

They Kept Hitler's Head

They Kept Hitler's Head! A parody of the b-movie classic The Madmen of Mandoras (AKA They Saved Hitler's Brain!) GET THIS T-SHIRT! This art is from the book AWFUL MOVIES FROM EARTH available on Amazon.

Robots

Robots are NOT... Lame, played out, or wack. Robots ARE and will always be cool beans. You are the one who is wack. I even put robots (and monsters) on T-SHIRTS! More Robot stuff...

Let's Get Weird

Let's Get Weird! Hyper-active hype on the radio; radioactive. Spores, molds, and fungus. Slime, creeping and crawling. ...Weird. GET THE T-SHIRT! More Weird Art and Comics...