Lizard People

What if the power and influence of social media fell into the hands of evil lizard people who wanted to turn us all into negative crap spewing A-holes? Well, that's what happens in my new screenplay Hashtag Lizard People. Check out my Sci-fi Comedy T-Shirts!

Movie Culture

You can't spell "culture" without "cult." Movies are important and they bring people together in a very "ONE OF US," "ONE OF US," sort of way. If you enjoy Sci-fi Horror Comedy, check out my T-Shirts!

Looking Fly

All the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy, but I think they mean it in more of a 1986 Cronenberg's The Fly sort of way. If you wanna look fly all the time get a telepod or GET THE T-SHIRT!

This Movie Sucks!

Vampires know a lot about sucking because they’ve been in a bunch of awful horror movies. Also, they suck people’s blood… Hey, yeah… they suck blood! ...I just got it. GET THE T-SHIRT!

Human Halloween

Human Halloween! Aliens don't get it, but I'll do my best to explain what humans (both the out going party people and the anti-social nerds) do on this strange Earth holiday. Check out the full length comic strips and the Video on YouTube. Plus, you can find this alien on Human T-shirts in my SHOP.

Make Art

Let nothing stand in your way while making art. Enjoying the process is what it's all about... Well, that and making awesome weird stuff that only YOU and other weirdos get. T-Shirts!

Making Bad Movies

Movies with Monsters, Aliens, Ghosts, or Giant Bugs are considered silly by some, but for me they are genuine works of surreal art, and a whole lot of fun. Sci-fi Horror Comedy T-Shirts!

Too Many Eyes

The Thing With Too Many Eyes! A monster with even more eyes than the b-movie classic The Beast With A Million Eyes! GET THE T-SHIRT!

Friday the 13th

It's Friday! (...the 13th) So, let's kick-back, relax, and enjoy nature. I'm sure there's no one in the woods waiting to murder us. If you enjoy Sci-fi Horror Comedy, check out my T-Shirts!

Bad Movie Comics

For years I loved making low-budget bad movies with my friends. Now, I just draw stuff about making crappy Monster Movies and Sci-fi Schlock (then I slap'em on T-Shirts!) More Comics...

Show Them You Scare

I Am Going To Murder You With Hugs And Kisses. Murder Love Valentine: Greeting Card, Poster, iPhone Case, T-Shirt, Coffee Mug.

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The Creeping Eye

It's going to creep over to where you're at AND Look at you! The Creeping Eye! Prepare to feel Awkward. A parody of the horror classic The Crawling Eye. GET THE T-SHIRT!

Kitty Monster

From the darkest corners of your cutest nightmares comes Kitty Monster. A creature of pure surreal b-movie horror. Once you hear the Purr, it's too late. More Monster art...