Look Cool Not Work (Power Glove)

I just want to look cool and not work. GET THE T-SHIRT. Are you living the Power Glove life? Lookin' cool while not accomplishing anything? I know I am. The perfect gift for retro gaming dads this Father's Day. And check out all my tees in my Threadless Shop.

Da Mummy

Hey! Must Be Da Mummy! GET THE T-SHIRT! This classic monster art is part of the parody art, bad movie comics, and b-movie scripts in my book AWFUL MOVIES FROM EARTH available on Amazon.

Looking Fly

All the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy, but I think they mean it in more of a 1986 Cronenberg's The Fly sort of way. If you wanna look fly all the time get a telepod or GET THE T-SHIRT!

This Movie Sucks!

Vampires know a lot about sucking because they’ve been in a bunch of awful horror movies. Also, they suck people’s blood… Hey, yeah… they suck blood! ...I just got it. GET THE T-SHIRT!

Robot Talk

Robots (much like their makers) love to share data… by binary code, text, or just some beeping and light blinking. GET THE T-SHIRT!

Friday the 13th

It's Friday! (...the 13th) So, let's kick-back, relax, and enjoy nature. I'm sure there's no one in the woods waiting to murder us. If you enjoy Sci-fi Horror Comedy, check out my T-Shirts!

They Came...

For Mother’s Day, I present this work of B-Movie horror THEY CAME FROM YOUR VAGINA! Greeting Card, T-Shirt, Sticker, Coffee Mug.

Robot Earth

Let's do our part to make this a better world. A clean world. A world controlled by robots. GET THE T-SHIRT!

The Monster That...

The Monster That Made Me Crap My Pants! A parody of the B-movie classic The Monster That Challenged The World. GET THE T-SHIRT!

Are You My Data? Robot Kid

I’m not really sure how robots procreate, but I’m sure the words input and output are involved. GET THE T-SHIRT!

The Creeping Eye

It's going to creep over to where you're at AND Look at you! The Creeping Eye! Prepare to feel Awkward. A parody of the horror classic The Crawling Eye. GET THE T-SHIRT!

I Never Drink Whine

Horror Movie fans know that Zombies and Werewolves will bit whoever! But not vampires; Dracula is far too classy to go around sucking on just anyone. Undead creatures of the night have standards. Get the tee shirt, Vinyl Sticker, or Coffee Mug.