Another Spider Poem

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Spider Poem

Like most poets I start with the funny line and work my way backwards. I also try to include words that I know will strike a cord with the reader, like "turd." This is based on my Spider Safeword t-shirt design (you can find it in my SHOP.)

It's Always Halloween

It's Always Halloween! Get the T-SHIRT or the STICKER. Sure you may watch a scary movie on Halloween, but for weirdos and creeps like me it's an everyday thing. "This isn't a costume, it's a way of life!" Everyday is Halloween! Check out more spooky-ness in MY SHOP.

Look Cool Not Work (Power Glove)

I just want to look cool and not work. GET THE T-SHIRT. Are you living the Power Glove life? Lookin' cool while not accomplishing anything? I know I am. The perfect gift for retro gaming dads this Father's Day. And check out all my tees in my Threadless Shop.