Spider Poem


Like most poets I start with the funny line and work my way backwards. I also try to include words that I know will strike a cord with the reader, like "turd." This is based on my Spider Safeword t-shirt design (you can find it in my SHOP.)

It's Always Halloween


It's Always Halloween! Get the T-SHIRT or the STICKER. Sure you may watch a scary movie on Halloween, but for weirdos and creeps like me it's an everyday thing. "This isn't a costume, it's a way of life!" Everyday is Halloween! Check out more spooky-ness in MY SHOP.

Look Cool Not Work (Power Glove)


I just want to look cool and not work. GET THE T-SHIRT. Are you living the Power Glove life? Lookin' cool while not accomplishing anything? I know I am. The perfect gift for retro gaming dads this Father's Day. And check out all my tees in my Threadless Shop.

Cat Zombie UFO


Cat Zombie UFO aka 9 Lives from Outer Space! GET THE T-SHIRT. This is a cute Sci-fi Horror t-shirt design that has two popular internet things: cats and the taking of selfie photographs. Watch the Video!