Real Monsters

I don't need a horror movie to show me how horrible people are; I can see that for free everyday. Show me something really scary... like Alien Bugs that can look like sexy ladies. ...T-Shirts!

Looking Fly

All the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy, but I think they mean it in more of a 1986 Cronenberg's The Fly sort of way. If you wanna look fly all the time get a telepod or GET THE T-SHIRT!

Troll 2

Oh My God! That dream where you wake up in Nilbog and the Troll 2 Queen (Creedence Leonore Gielgud) played by Deborah Reed turns you into a house plant then lumber jacks you. You know that dream, right? No. Oh, well. T-SHIRTS! More Bad Movie stuff...

Let's Hug It Out!

This mutant space octopus did try to blow up Earth and enslave the human race, but he hopes that you’re willing to just hug it out, bro. Inspired by the b-movie classic Octaman. GET THE T-SHIRT! 

Eye Rex

You Maniacs! You used science to give a T-Rex robot vision! And I guess this art suggests it can also project its thoughts into our head! GET THE T-SHIRT!

Robot Love

For Valentine’s Day I have drawn myself as a human boombox flipping the sexy switch on this love machine. GET THE T-SHIRT!

Leprechaun Mask

Aye, a printable Leprechaun mask... Print'em! Wear'em! Demand gold!

Download it here. And Happy St. Patrick's Day! More stuff...