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Horror Movie fans know that Zombies and Werewolves will bit whoever! But not vampires; Dracula is far too classy to go around sucking on just anyone. Undead creatures of the night have standards. Get the tee shirtVinyl Sticker, or Coffee Mug.

Monsters! Robots! Aliens! B-Movie Tote Bags!

I vont to drain your BATteries! The Gizmo Ghoul! The Duracell Dracula! The Voltage Vampire! Lock your keypad and minimize your Windows! Get the t-shirt! or Coffee Mug.

Let's do our part to make this a better world. A clean world. A world controlled by robots. Isn't that the kind of planet you want to live on? Get the T-shirt! or Coffee Mug.

From the darkest corners of your cutest nightmares comes Kitty Monster. A creature of pure surreal b-movie horror. Once you hear the Purr, it's too late. Get the t-shirt! Art Print, or Coffee Mug.

Check out my robot & monster mugs!

Let's Get Weird! Hyper-active hype on the radio; radioactive. Spores, molds, and fungus. Can I ask you something? Are you weird? Get the torso cover.

Beware the vegetable menace! Look out for hockey mask wearing, chainsaw wielding tomatoes! Get the t-shirt! Vinyl Sticker, or Coffee Mug.